Ellen: I'm already ready to -- well, let's see what happens. What will it be? It'll be the shake/kiss combo. You know our next guest is heroic Hercules andfrom Andromeda. Have a look.
[Scene From Dissonant Interval Part Two]
(Applause)
Ellen: Please welcome Kevin Sorbo.
[Music, Elton John's Rocket Man]
Ellen: It's good to see you.
Kevin: Rocketman? I don't know if I've ever danced to that before. It was kind of fun.
Ellen: I like being dipped.
Kevin: I am a big Elton John fan and dipping is good.
Ellen: I'll dip you a little later.
Kevin: Let's do the wave.
Ellen: It was a shake/kiss/dip combo.
Kevin: And I wanted you to do my make-up. I saw the thing you did earlier and it looked really good. [Previous segment]
Ellen: Oh, yeah.
Kevin: You give cool gifts, the robe, the candle and underwear.
Ellen: You have them on?
Kevin: I do. Can I show them to you?
(Audience hooting)
Kevin: They're a little small. So I have to pull 'em down.
(Applause)
Kevin: Is that okay?
(Applause)
Kevin: this is way too much work.
Ellen: Thank you.
Ellen: Kitty is going -- what kind of show did you take me to? What happens here? Now I see the truth. [Talking about audience member]
Kevin: I like underwear, though.
Ellen: Weren't they comfortable?
Kevin: Really.
Ellen: Soft cotton.
Kevin: It's like everything's breathing. It's really good.
Ellen: Yes. I picked them out. I said that will be a good gift.
Kevin: It's a great gift.
Ellen: Glad you are wearing them and congratulations to you. Because -- tell people why. You were supposed to be on April 1.
Kevin: April 1, right. And my wife went into labor the 31st of March.
Ellen: Mm-hmm.
Kevin: And I said, honey, can I do the show? I was there for the first one. What's the big deal? Obviously, I am kidding. I had to cancel. I wanted to come on and I am a big fan and you are wonderful. We had a kid and it was like a really, really, really big kid.
Ellen: Okay. And we are not kidding around. This is just born, right?
Kevin: Can they read it? It's 12 pounds and 6 ounces.
(Applause)
Kevin: And they check, by the way, to make sure it's not diabetes because stuff is going around and the doctor said everything is fine. You just have a really big kid.
Ellen: He's literally almost not able to fit on that scale.
Kevin: I know. We were like blown away. It's like -- I didn't realize how big -- I mean he came out and he's just a baby and everybody in the hospital went, "Oh, my gosh, he's huge." And it wasn't until they laid him next to a 7 and a half pound baby that I realized...
Ellen: A seven and a half pound baby is like that.
Kevin: Oh, I like that. [Admiring the screen being drawn on]
Kevin: Ellen: Now, this was in your wife's tummy.
Kevin: Yes.
Ellen: And it was a c-section.
Kevin: Emergency c-section, really. The baby started moving this way and was sticking over here. I told her to hold it for a while and use it on the show, "Andromeda" it's a sci-fi show afterall.
Ellen: I was 9 pounds and 13 ounces but hugely fat. I was short.
Kevin: That's bigger than average. But how long?
Ellen: I was 21 or 23.
Kevin: 23 is --
Ellen: My mother called me fat.
Kevin: My wife -- it was all here. The first baby she kind of gained everywhere but here it was just here. She looked like half of a vitamin c capsule.
Ellen: And the baby is big enough for the underwear. We have a gift.
Kevin: You got him a car?
Ellen: We got him a gift.
(Applause as guy brings out huge baby bottle)
Kevin: Thank you.
Ellen: All right. We have to take a break and we'll fill that with milk and it'll probably be one feeding. The baby's gonna be gigantic. We'll go to commercial and be back in a second with Kevin.
(Applause)
Ellen: We're back with Kevin Sorbo.
(Applause)
Ellen: All right. I don't know if you know this, really quickly, your baby is Shane, by the way?
Kevin: Shane.
Ellen: Okay. And I have to show because also, he is adorable, your other boy.
Kevin: Braeden. He's two and a half year old.
Ellen: Cute. And this baby is 12 pounds and we have a segment called big fat animals and I want to compare him. We should start big fat babies here. Look at this compared to the cat. The cat and let's see it with the baby and see the size.
Kevin: I like the monday night football thing. It's very cool. [Admiring screen again]
Ellen: You ruined my picture.
Kevin: I'm sorry.
Ellen: It's the looky loo. And that's the cat, anyway. Well, it's close to that see?
Kevin: It's close.
Ellen: Now, with all this happening and Mother's Day is coming up in a few days, you better be thinking of something real good for her.
Kevin: What should I get her?
Ellen: Something nice.
Kevin: I can't say. She'll see this. And Mother's Day is in a couple of days. So I can't say.
Ellen: But you already --
Kevin: She watches you religiously.
Ellen: She does? Thank you.
Ellen: But seriously. I hope you have something big planned for her because, you know --
Kevin: I am gonna go golf.
Ellen: You are not making friends here.
Kevin: I'll call her from the seventh hole. I'm joking!
Ellen: Yeah. 'Cause that's 2 boys, too.
Kevin: She is outnumbered. We're going for the girl.
Ellen: You're gonna have another?
Kevin: Oh yeah.
Ellen: And your wife's name?
Kevin: Sam. Sam, Shane and Braeden.
Ellen: And Braeden is being good to his little brother?
Kevin: Very good. He is mad at Mom because he knows where the baby came from and he thinks everybody has a baby in their tummy. My grandpa showed his stomach to my son the other day and he pointed it and said, "grandpa has a baby." That would be interesting.
Ellen: Grandpa's gonna be eating salad.
Kevin: And "Andromeda" is on different times. Long Beach it's Saturday and on the Sci-Fi channel, forever. Just watch it.
Ellen: Just watch TV constantly. You'll find it and the big finish is next. Don't go away. We'll be right back.
(Applause)
Ellen: Thanks to Lindsay Lohan and Kevin Sorbo and tomorrow is our Mother's Day show with my Mom, Al Roker and Hugh Jackman.
[End]