Craig: Our first guest battled evil in the ancient world as the star of "Hercules." His other series "Andromeda" is now in its fourth season.

[Clip From Machinery Of The Mind]

Craig: Please welcome back to the show Kevin Sorbo!

[Applause]

Kevin: Thank you.

[Runs up to pay those cheering and returns to seat]

Kevin: Now I get boos.

Craig: First we should point out that your luggage got lost at LAX. That's why you're dressed like that.

Kevin: My wife hates traveling with me. If my luggage isn't last off, it's lost.

Craig: You want to show off your guns?

Kevin: I don't have any guns. I used to have guns when I played Hercules. I'm 6'3". I still weigh 215.

Craig: All natural, by the way.

Kevin: It's true. Look at you. You don't believe that. Where were we?

Craig: What were you talking about?

Kevin: I have no idea.

Craig: You're tired, aren't you?

Kevin: I just flew in from New York. I just did a guest shot on "Hope and Faith." With Kelly Rippa and Faith Ford.

Craig: Don't you have another child on the way?

Kevin: Another child. That's why I'm tired. Thank you. My wife is seven months pregnant. We have a second boy. We already know what it is. We like to find things out. People get excited. People say why did you find things out?

Craig: I don't want to put you on the spot. You have a dog that you love even more than your child.

Kevin: That's not true -- I love my dog, there is no question.

Craig: But didn't you -- didn't you have your dog -- it's a small dog.

Kevin: It's the same type of breed they used in the movie "As Good As It Gets."

Craig: You had a problem at the hotel in Santa Monica, didn't you?

Kevin: They take dogs and it was my job to bring her out to go to the bathroom and he didn't quite make it.

Craig: Outside the hotel? This was inside the lobby?

Kevin: I cleaned it up.

Craig: Didn't you described, it was a 7-pound dog?

Kevin: It took a -- probably 21-pound dump. Then I got in the elevator, these two women. One woman looks at me and goes, wait a minute, you're that guy. Yes, I'm that guy and she says you're that guy, Kevin, Kevin Sorbo. The other girl goes he's on that tv show. The other girl goes I don't watch tv. The other girl goes no, that's not him. Show me your drivers license. Then the one girl says do you know Bon Jovi?

Craig: I love it. If you're in the industry, you know Bon Jovi.

Kevin: I know Tico, the drummer.

Craig: A woman comes up to me and says Craig, I love your show. I was at a party the other night and someone introduced me to P. Diddy. Can you give me his number. I gave her my number, though. I'm joking. You played college football, didn't you?

Kevin: High school, I played.

Craig: Sorry to embarrass you.

Kevin: I'm not embarrassed.

Craig: Do you know Ken Garnet, the great M.V.P.? Have you met him?

Kevin: I was disappointed with the Green Bay Packers. I was up in Toronto doing some publicity for the show and the local talk shows up there and they were nice enough to invite me to the game. The Raptors were playing the Timberwolves. They gave me the some great seats.

Craig: Court-side seats.

Kevin: I'm sitting there, and have a friend of mine with me. Can I show you this? [Kevin stands up in front of Craig] So like you're me.

Craig: I'm you.

Kevin: And my buddy is right there and they are coming down the court. Garnet is coming. He's on defense. Garnet is covering him like this. He looks over and goes "Hey, Kev". True story.

Craig: Was that recently or just a few years ago.

Kevin: It was just last year.

Craig: He's usually intense. He usually doesn't do that.

Kevin: My friend goes, dude, he's talking to you!

Craig: I couldn't top that. Steve Gnash said Hi during a time-out. I want to talk about the lawsuit. Can we talk about the lawsuit? I think it's bull crap. Hercules made a lot of money and you're supposed to get money back from universal.

Kevin: We can't talk about it.

Craig: Watch me pull it out of him.

[Applause] You guys, you --

Kevin: They do this a lot. It happened in "M*A*S*H" with all the actors. [Names other stars/shows]

Craig: They give you a big salary.

Kevin: It started with a small salary. Did pretty well the last seasons, five, six and seven. They said both shows. "Xena" the spin off series. They said both shows lost like a lot of money.

Craig: And this way, they don't owe you anything.

Kevin: Out of the goodness of their hearts they kept us employed for seven years.

Craig: It's life. Life in the big city. Life in Hollywood.

Kevin: I still love Universal.

Craig: We'll be right back

[Commercial Break]

Craig: We're back with Kevin Sorbo. Five for five questions. Here we go. Geography, what city is hosting the 2004 Olympics. Do you know know this?

Kevin: That would be a athens.

Craig: Correct. True or false, you have waxed your chest. In your lifetime, true or false, you have waxed your chest.

Kevin: False.

Craig: Are you sure?

Kevin: Unless you have a photo.

Craig: We'll accept that.

Kevin: I never wax my chest.

Craig: What's the difference between sorbet and sherbet, Sorbo?

Kevin: Sherbet is made out ice. No, sorbet is made of ice.

Craig: And sherbet sometimes tastes like --

Kevin: Crap.

Craig: Sometimes nothing is different between the two. Sorbet never has milk. Sometimes sherbet does. According to Google. How many websites promise nude pictures of you within 500.

Kevin: Nude pictures of me?

Craig: It's a lot. Within 500, how many.

Kevin: Of me, nude. It would have to be zero.

Craig: They promised. It might be your head on someone else's body.

Kevin: I would say 24.

Craig: 25,000.

Kevin: I thought I would give myself a higher mark.

Craig: You have a small dog. It's what a website said. Name three --

Kevin: I was swimming, it was cold!

Craig: Name three lap dogs in 10 seconds.

Kevin: Schnauzer [Turns to the audience for help, adding Yorkie and Shizhu - CC cut off here]