Regis: Here we are with our first guests of the day. Paris and I. We just got back from our --

Kelly: What is wrong with you? You sound like Regis Philbin or something.

Regis: We lived with that family in Arkansas. Ooh.

Kelly: Ever since we lived with that family you have been acting so strange. You have been acting like an older man. It is so weird.

Regis: Those weird boys. Anyway, he's the former Hercules who is out of this world in the Sci-Fi TV series "Andromeda." Please welcome Kevin Sorbo.

[Cheers and applause]

Kevin: Kelly, do you want to join me? Wish me luck.

[Cheers and applause]

Kevin: How are you doing?

Regis: Howard Stern is here.

Kelly: Wow. Wow. That's hot.

Regis: Howard Stern.

Kevin: I always wanted to go to Paris. How are you doing, baby?

Regis: You are here, yes. Isn't that funny about the transformanator? I was Regis Philbin when I got in there and now I'm Nicole Richie.

Kevin: What cup size are you anyway?

Regis: What cup size?

Kevin: What cup size?

Regis: A, A minus.

Kelly: You have to shave your arms, Nicole [Regis]. You are so hot. Did you get in trouble with the "O.C."?

Kevin: That would be the F.C.C.

Regis: Kevin Sorbo is here. He has had a little addition to the family since the last time he was here.

Kevin: Howard never had such a good body.

Regis: Howard is in good shape. Tell us about the new baby.

Kevin: He's 6 months old now. He was a big new baby. 12 pounds, six ounces. Yeah. He was quite monsterous. We had to do an emergency c-section.

Kelly: I guess so.

Regis: Here he is.

Kevin: I snapped that photo quickly. It ain't little.

Regis: We have a dot over it.

Kelly: He is bigger than the little thing he's lying in.

Kevin: He was huge. There was one other baby in there. They put him next to him. And you know, people in the window just freaked out. They said look at that kid! There was a seven pounder next to him. He came out asking for the car keys, this kid.

Regis: And this is his brother.

Kevin: That's his brother, 3 year old brother. My wife took that photo. Gets jealous. With me. I mean, if I hold Shane he gets very jealous.

Regis: You grew up in Minnesota.

Kevin: I did.

Regis: What was Halloween like there when you were a kid?

Kevin: I went to -- you threw on jeans and threw on some charcoal to be a bum. We always had a mask in our back pocket. If it is a really good house, like Butterfingers is my favorite, we'd go there and get it and run around the house, put the mask on and ring the bell. Kids coming left and right. We thought we were getting away with stuff. It was stupid stuff.

Regis: Not bad.

Kelly: You have been on TV now for 12 straight years.

Kevin: Yeah.

Kelly: Without any break.

Kevin: No break. Seven years on "Herc". Five on "Andromeda". We have been very lucky. We just finished our 100th episode.

Regis: I understand you are coming back to ABC or you are going -- have a new deal with ABC.

Kevin: I think it was all because of "Hope & Faith." I just got a new sitcom with ABC.

Regis: Let's take a look at the Captain in action here. All right.

Kevin: Without the wig.

Regis: Without the wig. Anything you are doing here I should be aware of?

Kevin: I have no idea. Let's find out.

Regis: Let's take a look.

[Clip From "The Eschatology Of Our Present"]

[Cheers and applause]

Kevin: Check your local listings.

Kevin: How can you not watch that?

Kelly: We have a special present for you.

Kevin Oh, my gosh.

Kelly: We know you are here with us on Halloween so we wanted you to have a nice big bowl of Butterfingers.

Regis: Look at that. Butterfingers for you. Kevin Sorbo.

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